On the 9th day of Steezy, B4BC gave to me…Von Zipper Chakra Goggles! Some live their entire lives in search of the meaning of life, trying to discover the secrets of the universe. Their journeys to truth follow many paths and take many forms. Well guess what? Everyone can stop right where they are because I’ve found it. I’ve unearthed the answer, and it came in the form of Von Zipper Chakra goggles in Secret Garden. I wore these beauties and it was like opening up my third eye, only it was pink and shiny and went over my other two eyes. I suddenly saw the way, the truth, the light, and these goggles made everything so clear. I could see the trees in front of me without the blinding glare from the sun obscuring them. My eyes were simultaneously protected from the elements, and given a whole new perspective on life. And my purchase supported something bigger than me—it helped B4BC. In the wise words of the Von Zipper site:
The maximum in minimalism, this goggle is a ritual in oneness with the flow of the flurry universe. The Chakra will help you find your spiritual center of snow unity sending you down the blizzardy path of meaningful existence.